I saw that Eric Idle, the musician in Monty Python, has released awonderful free song for us all. Go here to download the FCC Song as mp3Censoring 'dirty words' absolutely makes me see red, and I have beenbitterly disappointed to hear pathetic justifications for radio censorshipcoming from someone whose opinion I generally respect quite a bit. I'mnot someone who swears very often, but for the sake of free speech, and againstthe sake of buying into a reverse fetish for some words, here's the lyrics.
Fuck you very much the FCCFuck you very much for fining meFive thousand bucks a fuckSo I'm really out of luckThats more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me
So fuck you very much the FCCFor proving that free speech just isn't freeClear channel's a dear channelSo Howard Stern must goAttorney General Ashcroft doesnt like strong words and soHe's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush LimbaughSo fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much, dear Mr. BushFor heroically sitting on your tushFor Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who paleLets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jailShes an uppity rich bitchAnd at least she isnt maleSo fuck you all so very much
So fuck you Dickhead Mr. Cheney tooFuck you and fuck everything you doYour pacemaker must be a fake, you havent got a heartAs far as I'm concerned youre just a pasty faced old fartAnd as for Condoleeza, shes an intellectual tartSo fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much the EPAFor giving all Alaska's oil awayIt really is a bummerWhen I cant fill my hummerThe ozones a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say"The Nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA"So fuck you all so very much
So what the planet failsLets save the great white malesAnd fuck you all so very much