You all have heard about people having an evil twin... I do, but it's more complicated than that. In a novel twist of fate, I have replaced my evil twin with myself. This is helped by the fact that I look reasonably like him. Take a look for yourself..
I basically hid outside the 61c for him to come in, and whacked him with a LART. Unfortunately, he was immune to this, so I had to use a 9-iron to finish the deed, but.. hey, as a good twin, I have lots of karma saved up for these occasions. Unfortunately, he managed to give me a good vampire bite as he went down, so I will probably eventually be infected with his spirit and turn evil again. Oh, and I am, like him, vindictive-but-forgiving, kind-but-antisocial, and chaotic-but-ordered. I'm actually a lot like him.
UPDATE: Just so you can verify that I am indeed the good twin and not the evil one, I applied the psychic-sensor GIMP module to the photos to reveal both of our inner characters. Amazing what technology can do, eh?