Pat Gunn (dachte) wrote,
Pat Gunn

Dan Druff's Revenge

Many years ago when I was living in Columbus, I knew someone who was a comedian. We had a running gag of a really disgusting detective named Dan Druff (in retrospect, maybe a bit like Joe Don Baker in 「Mitchell」 (hearts poundin', veins cloggin', keep your eye on the sandwich o/~) although we didn't think about it at the time). We had a voice for him and everything.

In another shrine to ridiculositude, today we have heard of two great-but-neglected saints, Saints CoreSampler and Enviroblimp. I hereby encourage people to tell us the tale of these august personages, in novel, short story, webcomic, and haiku forms (oh, actually interpretive dance would be awesome too).


  • Hi Ku, Bye Ku, We All vie for Haiku

    For Pi Day Today/To Eat and Park With A Friend/Ate More Than My Fill

  • Garden of Roses

    The home has roots, the wind beats its retreat to the corners of my realm.The garden in back is very pretty, as I pretend to be duke.The sky is warm…

  • Crystal and Glass

    A chair. My eyes move open, the sound of ten thousand raindrops, beads moving across a table, pearls or cheap gems, their surface carelessly…

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